Monday, September 17, 2007

Sparrow's Revenge

Sparrow launched a number of attacks on our family.
  1. She took Groban away when we were so attached to him.
  2. She took Bark Bark away secretly from school and hid her away from us.
  3. She found a 'golden tortoise' who financed her fight for Bark Bark's custody.
  4. She brainwashed the kids to hate their dad.
  5. She was linked to the murder of Jungle the Good.
  6. She made Bark Bark spy our family's every move.
  7. She took a video interview of Bark Bark, who cried because of the 'pain' and 'torture' her dad had caused her.
  8. She demanded a higher payment of maintenance from my second brother, now that she had two children under her 'care'.

Sparrow convinced Bark Bark that her dad's well-intentioned scolding and caning were merely means to make hell out of her life. Her ability to brainwash ignorant people has proven that she was nothing more than a washing machine. I almost wanted to think of ways to get back at her, but the Holy Spirit reminded me to forgive her trespasses and let God deal with her. I rest my case.

Posted by Benjamin at 3:53 PM