Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Prata Night

I went to eat prata for supper at The Cheese Prata Shop @ somewhere-near-NUS with Leen Pork and Sponge Box. I don't know this shop sells such a wide variety of prata. Wasted my 3 years in NUS. I don't even know a double egg prata exist in this world. I ordered mushroom prata. I love mushrooms! But it turned out that what you see is what you get: prata + mushroom. Period. Leen Pork and Sponge Box ate so much people almost thought they came back from Africa or something. Damn porky leh (tributed to Leen Pork, who taught me my lousy adjective =p). You can't imagine how thick and tasty the kambing soup was. It was as though the sheep was squeezed alive and minced into pieces, and the juice was mixed with blood and urine. No offence. Just crapping. The soup was simply thick and tasty. Period. Then this Jasmine Lye-looked-alike came. Got a shock of my life. I thought Leen Pork knew her. But her name is Michelle (not another Rubber Biakky hor). She brought her friend Gabriel (not the angel). I know this is getting lame but...

It's my blog and I'm
lame if I want to x3

Pastor Kong sang this during service (but not this version lah!), so I guess I'm entitled to sing this too. Anyway.

Leen Pork was weird de. Other than the non-stop shooting of n*** s*** (censored to protect animal rights), she laughed at jokes that doesn't require any brain effort. You can call them brainless jokes bah. She dropped her prata on the table and frantically throw them back on the plate with her fork and spoon. You should see the look on her face. Damn joker. Sponge Box almost dropped his whole plate of prata on his stomach. The plate simply bounced back onto the table. Miraculous. Leen Pork and Jasmine Junior kept on bickering over God-knows-what. Girls. Quoting Jesus' words: God, how long must I bear with them?

Posted by Benjamin at 12:42 PM