Tuesday, June 5, 2007
Blur Dying Ant

I was expecting Weeping Mann, Dying Ant and Rubber Biakky for tuition at my house today. I was worried that Dying Ant would lost her way because she is such a blur in the ass (just being lame... don't too much into it hor?! See her 'blur' picture!), so I sms her to confirm whether she can find her way to my house. Guess what? She said that she was in Jurong West MRT station! I was stunt. Jurong East! It is located like the other side of Singapore. I called immediately to ask what the **** (nothing vulgar... don't too much into it again hor?!) is she doing at Jurong East MRT station. She said that Weeping Mann told her that my house is in a condominium at Jurong East. Jurong West! Oh my God. I called her immediately to confirm her location. Jurong East! No kidding! She said she was going to take a cab to my house. I offered to pay for her cab fare and treat her cookies. After a while, Weeping Mann and Rubber Biakky reached my house. Guess who came along with them? Dying Ant! She was only acting! So turned out I was the stupid one. Cheat my feelings!
Posted by Benjamin at 2:18 PM